Apparently, Los Jinetes Locos are so enamoured with my awesomeness that they want me to lead them instead of Tonio. Hardly surprising I guess – he’s pretty weird, and I do have an awesome ‘tache.

So Tonio challenges us to beat his time in what’s like a rally race through staged checkpoints across the map. No problemo. But you know what happens next… it’s time to take him down. Literally!